Why yes I do have a licking fetish right now.
I found a recipe for bacon icecream, and want to make some. I don't even like bacon that much, I just want to get an icecream machine.
On another note, :iconPirate-Shinju: and I are plotting something deliciously evil, and (as far as I know xD) it does not involve licking.
OH. 8D AND MY NIECE WAS BORN. HUZZAH FOR SOMETHING WITHOUT A PENIS BEING THRUST OUT OF A BIRTH CAVITY!
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How do you feel about violence?
Just like anything else, all in good quantity. Without some sort of outlet for our violent tendencies, our brains would EXPLODE. But give in too often, and you become a "monster."
Do you think natural disasters could be predicted with more caution?
Mm... maybe a great deal more, but I doubt we'll ever be able to predict all of them.
Do you think you make the ideal partner?
Sad, but I would change most things about me if I thought it would please them. Ideal, no. Willing to try, yeah.
Why/why not?
First of all, despite what anyone says, appearance is half of your affect on people. So I need some work there. I also can't cook, and would be one of those "Let's never introduce you to my family 8D" sort of people. I'm also emotionally unstable.
Would you ever get a genital piercing?
Never.
Do you think happiness is underrated?
No. We're just teaching the generations that happiness is material. You don't need to be happy to live your life. It just makes the shithole of a world easier to deal with.
What do you think would be the most embarrassing death?
Autoerotic Asphyxiation. Fail.
Do you honestly think nice guys will end up better-off in the long run?
Mr. Todd said it well. "There's the one staying put in his proper place and the one with his foot in the other one's face." Life is one giant food chain. If you're weak you're going to end up in a steaming pile.
How do you feel about self-harm?
If you want to feel pain I'd much rather beat the crap out of you than watch you destroy yourself. Hypocritical coming from me, but true.
Would/Have you ever done drugs?
No, but I really want to take up smoking. Second hand smoke has me addicted.
Where was your first kiss?
In the future. Unless you count those piddly kiddy kisses from kindergarten.
Where do you wish it was?
On the lips. xD Not too picky otherwise.
Would you consider yourself deep?
Hardly. I'm shallow and proud.
Do you think that music lyrics have lost all true meaning?
90% of it has. Then again, look back 30 years and the themes were the same: Sex and violence.
Do you think prejudice should be taken more seriously?
It should be. /: But that doesn't mean certain groups should be hired/favored to "even" things out, as it is today. I've been raised among those who think some groups are "subhuman," and it appalls me.
Do you dislike clingy people?
Physical contact is alright in the correct measure. But those who are like... unnamed family members of mine are just screwy.
They bug the hell out of you to get a job while you're home, then call you EVERY HOUR while you're at work, resulting in your getting fired. WTF.
Do you prefer revenge or just pure jealousy/envy?
If I had my choice, it'd be revenge. But if the world were an eye for an eye, everyone would be blind. So for now I'll seethe quietly and plot your doom.
Have you ever felt like ripping someone’s tongue out?
And their spleen, too. Can't forget the spleen.
Do you know what Russian Roulette is?
Mm. Dangerous is what it is.
Do you think that bullies should be locked up in barns and burned alive?
What a waste of a good barn. Just tie them in a straightjacket and leave them in a room with their victims.
Which celebrities would you “knock boots” with?
A lot. D8 I love boots. (NoBruceWillisKTHNX)
Cillian Murphy, Dane Cook... Uh. Sean Connery? *ran out of names*
Do immature men amuse you, or annoy you?
Amuse. As long as they can take what they can dish out, that is.
Are you happy with yourself?
I'm getting there.
Are emos show-offs?
Hardly. Most of them are closer to wallflowers.
Do you think that thinking highly of yourself is good or bad?
Everyone needs to pat themselves on the back now and then. Do it too often, and you're going to get your hands cut off by reality.
Who would you like your next “fling” to be with?
A man? .__. *blinkblink*
Are you the brawn or the brains?
Brains. I'm a lard~
Do you hate those fluro kids?
I like fluro colors. 8D Rainbow vomit, yay!
Isn’t it annoying when people have 10489043 msn accounts?
xD Yes, and I'm guilty.
How much does it take to write a literary masterpiece?
A lifetime of devotion to your work. It will most likely be unfinished, due to your untimely death as I steal it. :>
Have you ever been embarrassed with a lover?
Smooth Criminal, what?
Are you a virgin? Elaborate.
It depends on what you mean by virgin. Maidenhead, physical contact, or what. And it's really none of your business unless you're in the sheets with me. :3
Do you agree that Kurt Cobain’s lyrical ability was underrated?
That name sounds familiar...
List the pros of marriage.
+ Wedding cake!
+ Congrats! Now you can get pregnant without having to worry about your family bitching!
+ Combined income. No late nights on the corner trying to scrape for bills! Well, not alone anyways.
+ Belonging. No matter the fights, you chose each other for a reason.
+ Character building. Marriage is a lifelong commitment- you're bound to learn from it.
+ Kids. Keep the joy going.
List the cons of marriage.
- Meet the family. "NO, he's not related. Yes I'm sure!"
- Credit score: if theirs is bad, so is yours.
- Combined bills. This is where "for better or worse," starts.
- Jealousy. Yeah, remember that friend he flirted with? Dead meat.
- Kids. No alone time for you!
- Parting. Once the time comes, it's hard to lose a loved one.
Do you think that plot lines for movies these days are just getting worse?
No, but I wish they'd stop re-making perfectly good oldies and come up with new ones.
What is the most cliched puzzling pick up line you’ve ever heard?
"If your hands are cold, you can put them in my pants to keep them warm." XDD
Has your heart ever broken from just being too in love?
Mm... The bigger you are, the harder you fall. Year 8, still trying to get over him.
What do you do when you’re upset?
Cry, grind my teeth... Listen to loud things and draw disturbing stuff. 8D Or write suicide notes from Hitler's perspective.
Describe your “dream come true”.
Loving, goatee'd husband; happy child; cozy house with shade trees; my family getting along; a job where I can look forward to a day of work...
Is your cup half empty or half full?
It's got floaters.
Have you ever been afraid of someone?
My uncle. D8 I saw him throw a dog across a room once in anger. He's the hairiest man I've ever seen, yet he's bald. And has braces. It's terrifying.
Do two wrongs make a right?
Nope, and two thongs don't make a slingshot.
Thrilled
I Have To Pee
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